On July 5th, One day after Fido's move to Komodo islands his dog Scooby discovers a six foot long dragon!
Horrified Fido gives us details on that life changing night. "I was unpacking my bags when I hears Scooby barkin, so I thought he had a raccoon cornered in the garage. Obviously I grabs my shotgun to go finish it off and then I sees the dragon. It's a good six feet long and spittin' fire at scooby! I was so scared that I moved back to Liarsville Florida for a nice dragon free life." We all know what this means, the dragons are going to take over the world. I recommend purchasing your $3,000 Global Daily Hotwire Dragon insurance. Good luck in the Dragon apocalypse!
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